iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

thatmediakid:

timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

powerpriestess:

gallusrostromegalus:

artemis-crimson:

fierceawakening:

rikoy11:

short-and-really-angry:

anxietyandsushi:

sushiandtomatoes:

notnearlyheadlessnick:

unrussledjimmys:

sonnivate:

z-nogyrop:

nonbinarist:

standbyyourmantis:

glyndarling:

okamikodomo:

adrenaline-addiction:

seijhoe:

seriesofnonsequiturs:

dancingspirals:

thecrystalfems:

cantabilechaos:

anonymouscomrade:

bpdrotten:

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

This post gets worse every time I see it

OhmyGOD

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

“Vampires that shift into wolves are appropriating werewolf culture!  Stick to bats bloodsuckers!”

“THIS IS WEREBAT ERASURE.”

dear god no

shorthistorian:

professorsparklepants:

marisatomay:

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

(Source: marisatomay)

chasefox:

Sometimes a chapter might end but that doesn’t mean that the story is over.

one-time-i-dreamt:

the-elegant-espeon:

mamalizmas:

cockyroaches:

one-time-i-dreamt:

funnyihope:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Out of all the advice Logan Paul could take

Oh god what did he do THIS time

Does logan paul just fuck up every january? Like making suicide jokes last year wasn’t enough he’s gotta “go gay for the month of march” also???????

well even if he does, good fucking luck babe because aint nobody in this community wanting to go near your crustass

Are we not going to talk about how one-time-i-dreamt posted this? Because it’s killing me

I hate Logan Paul just as much as any other user

captainsnood:

captainsnood:

I played Neko Atsume VR and my soul has been rejuvenated 

(Source: snoodle-soup)